Shit happens to the best of us.

Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping

“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”

by shardchannel December 12, 2023

That's not what happened

That's not what happened and I'm going to murder a child if you don't admit that's not what happened. If my brain has any damage I'm going to murder a child even after you capitulate.

Hym "That's not what happened. Get involved now or run the risk of getting a child murdered."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

What happens in seaside stays in seaside

What ever happens in seaside Florida should and will stay in seaside Florida forever.

"I got this girl pregnant in seaside Florida what do I do"
"What happens in seaside stays in seaside"

by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021

That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.

Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Happens

Happens, meaning you have no answer so you give a open ended smart ass one. It works if you say it with confidence

Karin the high school teacher wants to know why you didn’t do you’re work “happens”

by Zachary J the bastard September 4, 2019

Shit it Happen

The phrase you use when shit is indeed happening. Primarily, bad shit is happening. In your life, at the present moment, anytime. You can use this in many ways to say you understand and “that sucks” at the same time. It also can be used in the same way the phrase “it is what it is” is used in.

Mark: “Hey Ben glad to see your leg is healing well after that car crash.”
Ben: “Shit it happen.”

Sasha: my day was just fucking terrible, Jennifer tripped me as I was getting off the elevator this morning! Isn’t that fucked up!?”
Mike: “I mean shit it happen.”

by MagicGarbageCan October 22, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025