hide a dookie

To hide a turd or an entire poop in someone's place of residence. Most often used as a prank or practical joke.

Man he got me good. I think that I'm going to hide a dookie in his heating vent, so he has to smell it all night. Yeah that get him back for what he did!

by Lloid January 29, 2008

dookie taster

one who partakes in the consumption of feaces

that dudes a dookie taster

by briggaz July 22, 2007

Slam A Dookie

1. To take a massive poop

2. Taking a poop in which most of the poop comes out at once, usually in one fantastic blast of awesomeness, usually making noise.

3. General term used for pooping

1. "Dude!!! Light a match after you slam a dookie!"

2. "Oh man, I feel awesome, I just went and slammed a dookie."

3. "Move out of the way I have to slam a dookie!"

by Zupwat February 18, 2009

Dookie the Cow

The European toy cow that is popular with young children, also very funny

Hey look, Dookie the cow dropped a large dookie!

by Will M. W. April 13, 2007

Dookie Grape

While bending your woman over doggy style, lifting up your penis and rubbing your nuts up her ass crack.

Did ya get some last night?" "yeah, I got some dookie grape in too

by MobertJones November 3, 2010

dookie buns

someone's buttocks after they have defecated but did not wipe themselves.

Yo, girl, you need to wipe yo' dookie buns an' shit, they be smellin' real nuggish! (See nuggish)

by De'Jaun Sumpter September 26, 2006

dookie lasagna

WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.

when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.

the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.

by the timmy July 1, 2007