chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.
That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.
by Luv406liv509 January 10, 2024
Get the chaps my tits mug.

Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.
I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.
by Chapmaster420 April 09, 2023
Get the Chapping mug.

Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else
by WinstonBoy May 13, 2021
Get the Chapping mug.

chappings

when eating cancer hard some snacks

gewoon kk hard chappen toch
gisteren assie gepoft en chappings gezet met me neef was kk goeie
by hammam May 29, 2020
Get the chappings mug.

de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.
Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.
by Brokeback 2.0 October 13, 2018
Get the de-chap mug.

Chap GPT

A know-it-all with the ability to be conversational. The ability, by itself, can also be referred to as Chap GPT. Term attempts to be gender-neutral, like 'dude', can't always control perception
Bake: What matters more, the process or the results?

Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?

Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?
by acanwhatnow December 14, 2024
Get the Chap GPT mug.

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 06, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndrome mug.