Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

Rug Mutt

(noun) term for a masculine lesbian; dike

Check out the rug mutt in the sleeveless plaid shirt.

by nikkanicki December 23, 2011

Rug Quit

Quitting something (preferably a game) because you had no rug

Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: Why Leave?

Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok

omg he rug quit?? no way

by CheesyDinos April 25, 2023

clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy

"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"

by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018

Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!

Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.

by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017

crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry

A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes

by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022