rock the pants

the one who makes the decisions in a relationship, takes control. Usually the one with less to lose. Their decision is first and final.

Prince Royce: I've tried everything to catch up to your speed. You push me to the edge... Tonight I'm coming home late!!! I ROCK THE PANTS!!

by MexicanNinjaa97 December 8, 2011

GD pants

Big Oversize pants that dont fit the person wearing them

Take them big ass GD pants off boa... them bitches loose asl around yo waist.

by HeBD March 10, 2019

Jammy pants

Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted

Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants

by Bnicks45 February 18, 2021

pud pants

Pants made from a thin material (such as mesh basketball shorts) that are worn to the strip club while free balling.

Tommy never goes to the strip club without donning his pud pants.

by Tomjones1 June 14, 2017

awkward pants

1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.

2. Pants that fit awkwardly.

1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...

by Rosie lurvs Sven August 24, 2009

Fossil Pants

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013

Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018