Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

by Cady XIII May 13, 2009

dirty storm

The act of pissing inside a girl while you have 3 Czechoslovakian midgets butt fuck a goat in the same room.

I picked up this bitch and dirty stormed in her ass.

by Tigerdicksmakemesick October 4, 2019

Dirty Myles

When you fuck your friends dog and film it and post it on the hub under bbc watch it ever night buts into a glass and force your teacher to drink it

Dude rob pulled a dirty Myles last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

Dirty Mehmet

Dirty Mehmet is when someone sucks their partner's blue waffle and rips their pubes off with their teeth

Boy: Want me to give you a Dirty Mehmet?
Girl: Of course

by MrGrandma May 7, 2020

dirty bird

An a.k.a. for KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken)

Let's grab some dirty bird for lunch

by Crunk Master Flash July 12, 2006

dirty snow

Cocaine that you sniff out of someone's ass.

The hooker bent over, I sprinkled some coke in her ass, then I snorted that dirty snow in one go.

by Josh Lennox January 11, 2009

Dirty James

The act of plugging one’s big toe in the ass hole of the receiver without having lubed the toe up or given any warning prior to this dominating sex move

“Last night I was completely subdued by the Dirty James that he pulled on me!”

by TobascoSource December 3, 2020