scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

monkey critic

Thrown poop

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.

by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021

porch monkey

Lazy person not lazy black person im gona help take it back and reclaim it aswell as many of my freinds are doing we suggest that you do it to try to make a diffrence.

Jack was looking at his neighbors from his porch therefore Jack is a porch monkey.

by J FRO August 25, 2006

Pump Monkey

A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.

1 - Guess what! I got a job!

2 - Where?

1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!

2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!

by Enigma Pie July 29, 2006

Bush monkey

A women/girl with a hairy Pussy.

'That girl is a bush monkey, She needs to shave that pussy!'

by BallinDave February 28, 2008

Monkey Dunk

The act of penetrating a woman in the doggy style position and quickly switching out to a black friend without telling said woman.

We monkey dunked that girl last night on your moms bed

by Skormm June 12, 2010

monkey boy

The little kid who talks like a pirate, and punches like a parrot.

That mouthy little monkey boy angers me.

by oooOOOgreGOOOooo September 19, 2005