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parking lot shot

A shot that is taken in the parking lot of a a package store, normally a nip. Exclusively for people who can’t wait to start raging.
There goes Chris again, taking his parking lot shot.
by Cjb486 July 16, 2019
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Miller Park

A well built baseball stadium in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Great place to see a ballgame, with great beer, grub, and gracious Brewer fans. It has a retractable roof for bad weather, not a bad seat in the house, plenty of parking and room for tailgaiting. Even out of towners remark at such a glorious place. That is besides the cubs, who swarm up to the brew house and flood I 94 all summer long doing 55 in the left lane with their phone in one hand and their thumbs up their ass(they enjoy this) with the other. Holding up the flow with their narcissistic attitudes thinking everyone would just love to be them, when in reality everyone outside their fan base REALLY hates them with a passion. They even seem to have tried to rename it "wrigley north" in the recent years. Not surprising due to the fact that their stadium is nothing less than a turd in a tuxedo, and a pile of shit bricks, that they seem to keep remodeling even though it should have been demolished in the last century. It stinks of cheap beer piss and rotten crotch from 5 miles away. They wouldnt dare call their two immediate neighbors Busch Stadium, "wrigley west" or Comiskey Park, "wrigley south" cuz theyll get their teeth knocked out for it. Granted a lot of Brewer fans have been driven away due to their small market, blue collar fan base, the recession of '08, as well as making the biggest mistake of moving to the national league in '98 and have been regretting it ever since.
Hey wanna go to Miller Park?

Yeah who they playing???

The scrubs(cubs)!

Oh great, now we will have the pleasure of them getting piss faced drunk, starting fights, and acting like this house is theirs.

Yeah i know theyre such butt plugs. It was so much better when we shared the A.L. central with the White Sox. They at least behaved like fans and not like animals.

Hell even the Cardinals fans act normal. Dont those enemas know its a game and not a frat house.
by DA FIB March 16, 2019
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pack at the park

I'm going to mudman for breakfast Sammie and shake then eat it and pack at the park.
by PhilTheMan June 6, 2023
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parked

"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"
by hikai555 August 2, 2024
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Oliver Park

He lives in Korea, goes to Daegu international school.
He is the school president, but is a asshole.
He is homeless, and his parents died from a car crash.
Ewww... He is such a Oliver Park.
by Gomhoo February 1, 2023
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Web Park

fully sick location were all the boys go to crush cones,
Oi lets go to Web Park and crush some cones
by YEETYEET420MILF October 30, 2019
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