Dick's Award

An award given given to someone for being a complete and utter dick.

1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.

2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!

by ijustwannabeyourdog November 16, 2012

tard dick

A boy or man with a huge penis but he is rediculously stupid in common sense and school

Spencer: All you gotta do is tell her you got that tard dick and you're gonna get laid!

by swimmer man July 18, 2015

Dick Drip

When you don't fully finish taking a pee, and you walk of and around 5 seconds later your penis drips warm pee into your underwear. Dick Drip can also be used as an amazing insult.

"Gotta get to work, need to finish peeing quickly. Done! Oh damn, I've got dick drip!"

by D-DayDoesStuff October 9, 2014

damien's dick

damien's dick is hot owo

Yo, you seen damien's dick?

by Ryo_69 June 12, 2020

Kaleidoscope of Dicks

Something you say to a girl when you think she's banging a bunch of different dudes

"Your vagina hurts because you've had a kaleidoscope of dicks in you all week."

by Theforce2020 July 30, 2020

art dick

(n.): originally coined by instagram user thiccguy, an art dick is a gender-variant human with a natural proclivity for and grasp of masculine traits who emotes, identifies, understands, grapples, challenges, creates, and engages with the avante garde and/or other aspects of fine art discourse.

jena: bastian has been standing in front of that painting for ten minutes
arden: yeah, he's an art dick.
jena: what about that cis guy?
arden: no, he's just a dick.

by locking cable January 27, 2017

Ambien dick

When you're high and with a girl and you're about to have sex, but you're so high you cant get a hard on. Usually happens when you're on Ambien.

Me and Kim were about to have sex but I was too high and ended up getting Ambien dick.

by NK is BestKorea January 8, 2015