Dude the girl who interduced herself to us lastnight at the bar came home with me and we totally had a slut fuck session.
by Coomdog March 6, 2017
Get the Slut Fuck mug.Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.
by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014
Get the shluck fuck mug.A sexual act of a person sneaking to a barn and having intercourse with a truck slut or even the barn animals.
by Urbanbky123456 October 24, 2018
Get the Barn fuck mug.Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010
Get the Whale fucked mug.Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."
by jg357 November 11, 2018
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So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies
“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies
“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”
BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”
by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018
Get the baked as fuck mug.An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.
Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"
GME: "A million and fuck, man."
Or:
Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
GME: "A million and fuck, man."
Or:
Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
by tmon March 17, 2011
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