Judas Fart

A Judas Fart is when you have to shit really bad, but you trust a fart to maneuver around the turd for some relief. But instead the fart betrays you like Judas did to Jesus, and causes you to shit yourself.

“Dude I had to shit so bad and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but turns out it was a Judas Fart and I crapped myself.

by DadKum69 July 24, 2021

recycled fart

when you lay butt to butt with someone in bed and you fart it goes into their butt and they fart it out!

My husband and I recycled farts last night.

by Ice_365 February 17, 2015

Cacky Fart

When you mean to fart but you accedentally cac your self.

Mr. Poe: I have to fart, everyone leave the room! Now!!!
Mrs. Bathrobe: Okay, I will leave.
10 minutes later...
Mrs. Bathrobe: Poe are you still dere.?
Mr. Poe: Mrs, i accedently Cacky Farted mai undies.

by AnononononononymousX June 6, 2010

Fart Stop

The delicate maneuver required to halt a well-rounded, fully formed, ripened-to-perfection fart from slipping, ripping, or bubbling out of your cheeks. A highly skilled, Olympics-esque discipline that requires immense core strength and buttock muscles that can grip like a vise combined with careful facial control that doesn't belie your discomfort. Useful ability for anyone that takes elevators, rides in subways, or flies in planes frequently.

I was on a flight to LA sitting next to this gorgeous environmental engineer and wanted to let one fly. But that would have ruined everything so had to pull a fart stop while we discussed climate change and our favorite taco joints.

by Charlie77 October 11, 2018

Fart juggler

When someone farts into another persons mouth and that person blows it into another persons mouth. The person with the fart in their mouth will then blow it into the mouth of the original supplier of the fart.

Kyles breath smells like he’s been kissing a fart juggler all day.

by Fartjuggler2008 September 19, 2022

Bumble Farts

When you fart on your period.

Period farts.

I had some gnar Bumble Farts brah

Me too!!

by IntrovertXBurrito April 19, 2019

fart bash

Farting on your hand, and then proceeding to hit someone

"I'm going to fart bash you to death"

by pirateshitp March 21, 2017