swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

by Shuey August 11, 2015

ghost job

When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost.

Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.

by thegrandbuzz November 29, 2009

Montana Wax Job

Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.

Steve hasn't needed his hearing aid since Maria gave him that Montana Wax Job.

by Funkenstein June 11, 2006

bum job

bummer; a response to something bad that happened.

You have a lot of homework too? Bum job!

by Kate September 14, 2003

Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.

I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.

by Phil July 29, 2003

star wars job

A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.

"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."

Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"

by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

the ultimate inside job

Reference to the illegal and treasonous actions of the 45th POTUS.

The last test is whether or not the Supreme Court has also been corrupted by what is now thought to be the ultimate inside job; it will dictate whether or not his tax returns get released.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019