american wet dream 

Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed

"I'm living the american wet dream"

(Sploosh)

"Oh man, these sheets are ruined"

american wet dream by Ollie Oj October 16, 2008

russian wet willie 

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

russian wet willie by snatchmanAZ December 29, 2009

on wet 

In agreement to, factual statement in which validates whatever is being said.

On wet, I just snagged a triple kill!

on wet by on Peen September 10, 2018

You Wet

When someone is excited or overly excited; loud, in comparison to a female orgasm.

"YOOOOOO! Thats wassup!"......."Fool calm down you wet".

You Wet by Mr.Monsta March 12, 2011

Talking Wet

When someone is talking nonsense

No Sarah-Dimmer you are so talking wet

Talking Wet by Louey Willi November 30, 2017

All Wet 

The slang phrase from the 1920's, "All wet", describes an erroneous idea or individual.

He is all wet, for he is an erroneous individual.

All Wet by Cha_Cha April 23, 2006

The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011