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state school

In britain these are the government funded schools similar to the american 'public school'. state schools are free to attend as they are funded through taxation (even if your kids go to private school, i know, soo unfair).
State school pupils fall into many catagories:

1- the middle class kid who's parents don't love them enough to send them to private school and would rather buy an aga instead.

2- the common chav ( aka scum, thief, rapist, slut, and any other annoying scummy person). key identifying points are the classic disfigured chin due to inbreeding by their now incarcerated father(who is also their uncle)and as much fake merchandise that they can fit on their face and fingers.

3- the 'individual', these folks usually spend most of their time hanging around under a tree, in the music, art or drama department proclaiming their individuality whilst dressed the same and listening to the same music as their other individual friends.

State schools are not bad places really, they offer just the same education as a private school just with added sound effects of gang rape behind the bike sheds and teachers glugging down cocktails of meths and copper sulphate to pass the day quicker.
state school: any schools where the blazers are less than 100% pure british wool.
by m_gibi@hotmail.com November 7, 2007
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middle school

The act of piggy backing off of anothers joke with less than funny results.
Tom:Where were you 5 years ago Gary?
Randy: He was in High School
cue laughter
Paul:NO! Middle school!!!
Silence; Crickets; Tumbleweed
Paul:MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by parkay September 24, 2004
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Law School

Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".
I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".
by awmm March 11, 2016
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High School

A place to buy and sell drugs,get made fun of, check out some tits and ass, make some friends, and makes you think about suicide every day
jimmy jee jay jone:got any crack?

alexandro the third: you stupid fuck what do you think High School was made for go buy some there.
by Dench the grand March 5, 2009
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The Gilbert School

Located in Winsted, CT, The Gilbert School was founded by William L. Gilbert. Was at one point a private school, as Mr. Gilbert left a will that contained a clause stating that people who attended St. Joseph's School would not be accepted to his high school. This prompted the local church to rename the school to St. Anthony's School (aka, St. Tony's Prison).

While the Gilbert website says that they provide "outstanding educational opportunities" for students, the alumni of the school would beg to differ. Gilbert has become a very poorly managed school, with a focus leaning more towards sports than education. Students are rarely encouraged to work to their fullest potential, and some of the faculty could care less of them.
I graduated from The Gilbert School and all I got was this lousy diploma.
by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005
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McCallie School

a place where cliff redish sucked balls
by sarge October 6, 2004
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Bullis School

a.k.a the public school you pay for, the school is soo desperate to comepte with IAC powerhouses (prep and landon) that they give away athletic scholarships all the time. Their girls are their boys, and its soo sad when their guys cant even get with their girls and their excuse is that their girls are ugly
Hey look its Bullis, i mean the public school people pay for, i mean the school that sweats prep and landon soo hard, yeah thats bullis
by BearsOn3 February 24, 2005
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