national punch a sagittarius day

Wednesday, January 20th is national punch a Sagittarius day. In which, all are given the right to one punch upon the most annoying Sagittarius in sight. If said Sagittarius is below 5’4’’ tall

Danielle: Do you want to go on a road trip?
Amy: I can’t, it’s Monday, January 20th and I haven’t punched a Sagittarius yet. If I were you I’d run.
Danielle: oh no! I forgot it was National Punch a Sagittarius day!

by EyeOut4selener January 17, 2021

National kiss a mullet day

On this day you gotta kiss any guy/girl with a mullet

Hey you hear it national kiss a mullet day bows my chance to kiss that cute truck guy

by Yetusthatfetus October 20, 2019

National punch a ginger day

A day where you can punch any ginger on the 9th June

“Hey, did you hear? It’s national punch a ginger day”

by 1937378292 June 14, 2018

National hit or miss day

National hit or miss day is celebrated on January 10th and to do so go into a grocery store and yell “hit or miss” really loud and see if anyone responds

Tomy: bruh are you celebrating national hit or miss day?

Ethan: bro no duh let’s go celebrate
Tomy: sounds good my bro

by Sub2pewdsT-gaysucks69 December 23, 2018

National Flash a Titty day

The day of flashing a titty

Hey, it’s national flash a titty day, lmk see one of em

by Trevvvdaddy October 27, 2020

national cum in girlfriend day

on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend

“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day”
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now”

by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

NATIONAL POP A TITTY DAY

National pop a titty is a yearly tradition where on January 27th ladies should pop a titty for guys

Person 1: hey it’s National pop a titty day
Girl: ok and?
Person 1: so pop a titty
Girl: ugh fine

by Jeice sanders January 27, 2021