When a person is chowing down on another person's ass, the ass sucker makes a suction around the starfish with their mouth, but the starfish us unruly and sucks your lips in, much like a singularity absorbing all matter in its path.
Person 1: Word on the street says you've been hanging out with Deltrese again. You know she a ho, yeah?
Person 2: Well I was thinking about it for a while. I just got done fucking her and she wanted to shower. While we was in there she say "eat my ass" so I did, except that bitch asshole sucked my lips in like a goddamn black hole; we had to go to the hospital like a muthafuckin human centipede.
Person 1: Bruh. Bruh. I don't think we can be homies anymore.
Person 2: Well I was thinking about it for a while. I just got done fucking her and she wanted to shower. While we was in there she say "eat my ass" so I did, except that bitch asshole sucked my lips in like a goddamn black hole; we had to go to the hospital like a muthafuckin human centipede.
Person 1: Bruh. Bruh. I don't think we can be homies anymore.
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"Hey, do you want to go to the mall with me today?"
"No thanks, I'm celebrating Black Sabbath by opening all the gifts I pried from someone else's cold dead fingers yesterday."
"God bless Merica!"
"No thanks, I'm celebrating Black Sabbath by opening all the gifts I pried from someone else's cold dead fingers yesterday."
"God bless Merica!"
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An action to evade punishment.
Discarding all your achievements, and start all over again.
Word came from Night's Watch, an order of formerly criminals, bastards and broken men defending the Wall from all enemies.
An action to evade punishment.
Discarding all your achievements, and start all over again.
Word came from Night's Watch, an order of formerly criminals, bastards and broken men defending the Wall from all enemies.
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Me:”Hey Roger did you hear what I did to your co-worker?”
Roger: “No what happened?”
Me:”I slid into that bitch and gave her a big black hole, you can have her now but she won’t feel it.”
Roger: “No what happened?”
Me:”I slid into that bitch and gave her a big black hole, you can have her now but she won’t feel it.”
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