Hammer Jack

Masturbating without lotion

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 September 15, 2012

Jack Avery

Jack avery is the loml. If you hate him, or why don’t we, i will fucking kill you.

“Jack avery is the cutest person ever 😍”

by jack avery April 27, 2020

wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.

"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"

by Che butter April 29, 2014

jack harmon

one of the biggest pussies you will ever meet, usually sends many dick pictures to many women. An all around fag but could be decent depending on the day and time. You never know what you will hear out of this kids mouth, he’s just a goon goalie.

“Is that the kid that sends a bunch of dick pics?”
“Yeah, that jack harmon”

by st rose November 17, 2021

Jack-hag

A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.

Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.

by LadyByron68 February 28, 2013

Jack moment

When u don’t makes sense

Wate we going todat

Jack moment this is

by Jack moment July 24, 2022

Coat Jacking.

When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..

You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.

by Coat-jacker9000 January 10, 2012