Wet Hepeople

A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.

Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!

by Umlimo January 16, 2021

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

Wet Boogy

When a person sticks their finger in their nose and then puts it in someone’s ear and wiggle it around.

Eww Bobby, did you just give me a wet boogy?!?

by Hot nippies January 16, 2024

Wet

Water is wet and that is that. Peter is gay and his argument is irrelevant. Hello and goodbye. n

“Water is fucking wet” - Me telling the truth

by wtaeriswet January 2, 2018

wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

Wet

New York slang for drunk

I been drinking all night I’m wet af

by Wackyo April 26, 2020

wet dog

while having sex doggy style you stick your finger in your mouth then stick it in their ass.

Jose: I gave her the wet dog last night she was waggin her ass as soon as I put it in.
sean: omfg

by VillainSZN May 20, 2023