Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"

"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"

by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

by Damon184 June 11, 2025

Wet Willy

Licking the penis and giving nice old fashioned

Hey sir can I give you a wet Willy?
Yes ma’am lick it real good

by Hanandbjslzbd March 30, 2021

talking wet

When someone is disrespectful and is talking crazy.

"Bro, I know you're mad but you're talking wet right now"

by bojackponygirl September 21, 2025

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

wet

what Darkness becomes when you talk shit about her

(Kasuma) "Darkness you useless masochist"
(Darkness) moans (becomes very wet)

by Lord Greve April 17, 2020