pedal monkey

A person used to do mindless tasks like japanese child laborers. Someone capable of doing the stupidest taskes

person 1: This is so boring, get somebody else to do this
person 2: hold on il get a pedal monkey

by nah sahsen May 29, 2009

crud monkey

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD

95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey

by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022

monkey boss

One who has a title but only limited power

He is just a monkey boss in that department.

by Fjrguy June 21, 2018

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

Monkey Wrenchin It

To fuck up a situation purposeful or not

You're monkey wrenchin it for me and I don't appreciate that.

by Catirandafly November 3, 2016

monkey breath

it's another word for weed, marijuana, dope, reefer, slinky, that good good shit, fuck hide the weed.

Yo Jayden.

Was good

You got the monkey breath

Fuck yes boy

by stikky meat November 18, 2021

monkey kissing

Another word for scissoring ; when two pussys are rubbed together which looks like monkey lips kissing .

Hey Molly did you and Sally have fun monkey kissing last night

by Mommyxxl June 3, 2018