by SameLameAmy December 21, 2020
Get the Fart-lami mug.when your shitty ass ex wants to get back together and smash, you make her lick your butthole. the second she starts you fart in her mouth, yell "hate fart bitch" and run away.
by apartmentnumberB May 14, 2018
Get the hate fart mug.I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
by Benncm May 7, 2017
Get the Fart Sausage mug.A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.
Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.
by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
Get the burbble fart mug.n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.
Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.
Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.
Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.
by Oranjes May 4, 2013
Get the Fart-camouflage mug.The grand master who has perfected the art of farting. He governs respect when his loose sphincter has a bowel wave.
"Dude did you just drop your guts?"
"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."
"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"
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"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."
"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"
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by Rusty Trombosis February 5, 2022
Get the Fart Municipal mug.Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.
Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.
by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022
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