Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

by Cady XIII May 13, 2009

dirty keenan

When you put your face in between your girlfriends butt crack and motor boat her cheeks

Lay down on your stomach so I can give you this dirty Keenan

by Mocha Robinson October 6, 2019

dirty gorilla

Prior to receiving slop on your knob, one must shave their pubes with a mach 3 and hold said pubes in hand. After busting an enourmous nut in girls, one must follow this romantic act but throwing said pubes in girls face, similar to the motion where one is throwing darts.

When I was a young boy I enjoyed search for young ladies (like melissa ) who would allow me to give them dirty gorillas on the daily.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

Dirty Ricky

When a women puts a toothpick in a man's dick and jacks him off and when he cums the toothpick flies out

I gave my boyfriend a dirty Ricky when he was sleeping

by Fat ass loser September 22, 2017

Dirty Cali

The act of sneezing into the vagina of a person therefor causing them to queef in your face

"Dude, her pubes tickled my nose which made me Dirty Cali her"

by MitalWulf97 March 30, 2020

Dirty Elmo

Originating from the fuzzy red monster from Sesame Street, this action refers to the inappropriate foreplay of tickling a red headed person.

Last night began with a long dirty Elmo session.

by DElmo02 March 27, 2015

Dirty Lloyd

After a night of heavy drinking and cocaine binging you bring a fat chick home. You then proceed to pour moonshine on her tits and lick it off.

Dude, I left the George Strait concert last night and pulled a dirty Lloyd on some fat bitch.

by Jy0311 June 14, 2019