National Dirty Chris Day

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender

“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”

by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019

National Fuck Meat Day

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.

What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019

National talk dirty day

U can talk dirty that can lead to the sheets

It’s national talk dirty day
“Lemme stick this long ass pole up yo pussy”

by Sexy mail.com June 25, 2018

national Derek Shepherd day

This day is on April 23rd

THE DAY SHONDA RHYMES DECIDED TO RUIN OUR LIVES

P1: hey did you know that today is National Derek Shepherd day
P2: why today?
P1: CAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY HE DIEDDDD

by Greys anatomy queen November 21, 2020

National Crush/Girlfriend Day

February 20th, the day where you tell the world about your special someone or crush. Show them off,spoil them and more.

Happy National Crush/Girlfriend Day you’re appreciate so much

by MrCloutGod February 16, 2019

National best friends day

October 15th the day when you do things for you best friend to show you appreciate them and if the don’t interact back sorry but y’all are not real friends hope your October 15th is great

I hope Kiki interacts back on national best friends day because if she don’t we are real friends

by Unicorn.eat.glue October 10, 2019

National fuck Patrick day

Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.

“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.

“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.

by Opfhsbs January 5, 2019