National kiss your crush day

Kiss your crush ........ anyway ;)

Olivia:im ganna kiss Jacob

Jacob: what the heck

Olivia:what its National kiss your crush day
Jacob: oh... 😊

by ;)hey boo October 14, 2019

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

by Me will make t bad be die April 14, 2020

National kiss a soccer boy day

On November 23 you have to kiss a soccer boy :)

Hey it is national kiss a soccer boy day let’s kiss after my game;)

by Someone216 November 23, 2019

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019

National Kiss your crush day

November 8th! If you got a guy you like. kiss him right NOW! Have fun<3

“I kinda want to kiss Matt”-girl
“Do it girl it’s November 8th kiss him!”girls friend
“Ok I’m going to, I’ll be back”-girl

National kiss your crush day-holiday where you kiss your crush and get away with it because it’s National Kiss Your Crush Day! It is on November 8th btw

by 69+420=ur mom October 30, 2019

national kiss your girlfriend day

national kiss your girlfriend day is on september 21, when u obviously kiss your girlfriend. She deserves a kiss from you today and after that kiss hug her real tight trust me she’s been wanting you to do this for a while…

your bf: 😘
you: 😳 😏
your bf: it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

by a girl duhh September 20, 2021