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chicken blaster

A person that has sex with a chicken in such a forceful manner that flying debris of semen, chicken shit, and feathers are released.
This horrific mess looks like the work of a chicken blaster.
by I like ranch April 21, 2014
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chicken pickle

Chicken Pickle
/CHiken Pikel/

Noun

1. A symbol of humor and anomalousness that is graffitied in public places that had originated from a great humorist

2. A food or restaurant
Someone wrote Chicken Pickle on the whiteboard.
by Thegreathumorist May 18, 2017
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chickens foot

When you're banging a chicken and you rip off it's foot and glue it to your head making you look like a unicorn.
by ALARGEPHALLUS May 31, 2016
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long chicken

(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.

(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."

"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
by Pyravia December 19, 2017
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Chicken McBlumpkin

The fine art of receiving fellatio whilst defecating and consuming a McChicken.
Yesterday when I went to McDonald's and ordered a Chicken McBlumpkin.
by Davey Cockett November 1, 2010
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Chicken Planet

Chicken Planet is a collective organisation within the online console world for those who are utterly pish at all types of games.
Typical exchange often heard online between CP member and regular gamer:

'Chicken Planet is watching you, you're going down muthafka'

'Shut up you dozy fck wit, take your tablets before you piss yourself, you couldn't hit a barn door with a peashooter'
by An0nm May 27, 2008
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chicken troops

Trucker-speak via CB-radio for DOT officers (Department Of Transportation) at Weigh Station ("scale").
1st driver: Hey westbound, what did you see behind you?
2nd driver: Watch out! "Scale" is open and "chicken troops" are waiting for you!
by Victor Ahnovsky December 18, 2007
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