Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 6, 2021

wet mate

an upside down crab trying to anally rape the air.

Dude, I totally saw a wet mate yesterday.

by m8belarge April 17, 2016

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

Wet Brit

a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.

Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.

by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020

wet slammer

A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole

Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.

by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022

Wet

A mournful, melancholic kind of wet, born not from touch, but from absence. A word soaked in longing, where tears trace the path desire used to travel. It's the ache of memory pooling in the body, the soft drowning that happens when your heart wants what your hands can't hold.
Wet is the soul lying alone in the dark, clinging to a ghost, whispering love into the silence. Wet becomes the poetry of grief meeting desire, where the tear ducts work harder than the hips ever could.

"Its not lust, it’s the echo of it. That kind of wet."

by robbies_rats April 21, 2025

Wet Edith

When Joads unload, Edith takes out her teeth. Everyman jacks off to Edith when porn is boring or, frankly, disgusting. Yes, I blew big time, wet edith, throw away that sock.

girl, I apologized three times, your wet edith hits my taint, you drilling my hole hard, EDITH

by allahalan September 7, 2025