check one young

To call the attention of those around you.

Jamal: Yo, Darnel. Check one young.

Darnel: Hello Jamal. How are your studies.

by DitryDan April 24, 2008

Five quick ones

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

by Vulcan43 January 20, 2009

one way motherfucker

Someone who acts in a way that only benefits themselves.

"You didn't grab me a drink on your round? man you a one way motherfucker"

by Jibroni69 September 19, 2016

It’s always the quiet ones

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.

“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

by UhohitstheGermanEmpire April 15, 2021

One-Handed Gamer

Someone who faps and plays video-games at the same time.

Person1: Don't play Halo with Dave

Person2: Why not?

Person1 : He's a one-handed gamer

by Dynamite Wolf April 30, 2016

day damn one

this is commonly confused with the phrase 'they damn won'; actually means day one.

uncle phil: day damn one vivian, day damn one

by daydamnoneviviandaydamnone July 5, 2009

spank one off

v. Masturbate.

He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004