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Krill dick

Derived from “coke dick”

A definition for the penis when it isn’t participating after a heavy sesh from the “Beak-end”
When the pepperami is that small it would turn you vegan. When it is a Micro penis, that you’ll need a telescope to fucking look for it. When it’s just a bit of foreskin you know think it’s a growth.
Katie tried to defend Josh about not having a “krill dick”
by AsianPersuasionChop July 9, 2019
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Limp Dicked

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.
John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.
by Riper123 February 7, 2017
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Coco Dick

When you stick your Dick into a coconut to get it flavored for a blowjob
Hey John can you do the Coco Dick thing I really love the taste and I need more and while you’re at it might as well nut in it!
by Fat cum lord January 23, 2020
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dick getta

a girl who receives dicks; a DG.
hey samson, did you meet my new dick getta, tracy?
by omgdoom December 19, 2008
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Dick Emberged

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.
by Dan Ware April 22, 2018
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dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone
Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.
by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021
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Dick Scoot

A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.
I can't believe Kendall bought a dick scoot for 20 dollars!
by Mr.SidVicious November 26, 2018
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