Ringing in the New Year

This one is great because it works for both same sex and cross gender relationships. Ringing in the New Year refers to when two lovers, upon getting married, decide in lieu of wedding bands to simultaneously insert a finger into each others' rectum.

The newlyweds celebrated their marriage by Ringing in the New Year together.

by nasty dan December 31, 2009

new alliance academy

a school where the principle smokes crack and knocks down the therapists while playing soccer. where one of the therapists offers to hold your earings/nails in a fight. where the history/music teacher says that he hates you. where you will never meet a more awesome group of people.

i just started new alliance academy and its ahhmazing!

by woooooooootttt:) August 24, 2010

New car smell

The time in a newly-formed relationship where the couple is completely obsessed with eachother. The couple must spend every waking minute together and the only thing they talk about is how in love they are, how lucky they are to have found eachother etc, etc,. The new car smell usally consists of annoying texts to friends bragging about the relationship and posts on facebook that make everybody on that persons friends list want to puke and/or gouge their eyes out to spare them from the repetitive post about their "special, one of a kind love." The new car smell usually last the first few months of the relationship and on some rare ocassions can last a year or two. After the new car smell wears off the couple pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they are no more special than any other couple.

Anything that last longer than that isn't qualified as a 'new car smell', but rather said couple is putting on a insecure front, making their family and friends think they beat the odds are still so much in 'love' when really the realtionship has turned mediocre and/or boring.

Facebookuser: Love u (insert name here)! Ur my life, love, and Soulmate! Thank u so much for the surprise gift tonight! Your so sweet. Love you Boo! :)

Facebookuser: Bed is cold without my beautiful bride next to me. 45 min till i get warm. love you (insert name here).

Facebookuser: I MISS YOU (insert name here)! HOPE U HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK. CANT WAIT TO TALK TO U ON MY LUNCH BREAK. XOXOXO IM MISSIN U LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW!

Friend 1: OMG- These face book posts make me want to PUKE.

Friend 2: Don't worry, it's just the new car smell. It'll wear off soon and they'll realize how big of jackasses they look like.

by KiiiMBERLY May 19, 2011

new york attitude

Someone who's primary residence is New York city and thinks their shit doesn't stink.

When Jack piped up with his unwarranted comment on the

subject it was very clear his(New York Attitude " ).
had taken over before his brain kicked in .

by YCTS1999 July 23, 2016

New York Minute

A very fast minute. You use this saying when you'll be back, or have something done, really quick.

"I'll have the cookies here in a New York minute!"

by Plaid December 15, 2003

new zealand

To that last contributor, try reading posts, 32, and 35 OK, the underlying point of your ludicrously written post is that Australia is a more successful country simply owing to it's confidence along with a host of other reasons. You will only find a quarter of that in New Zealand but I have yet to meet someone on here who will encourage New Zealand to catch up in this area as opposed to being arseholes.

Australia is more confident of itself than New Zealand is, and therefore more successful. Numbnuts!

by Paul Ward November 22, 2006

brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010