nut puppy

When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.

Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

Deez Nuts

A popular thing saying in a vine app

Guy: Guess what came in the mail
Person: what?
Guy: DEEZ NUTS

by MattFuckinfSmith March 12, 2016

Ill Nut

When you have your best climax

Ricky: oh that was the ill nut babe.

by reggie johnson the kid April 30, 2012

nuts mode

Boyfriend definition : A boyfriend who will enter an epic level of study mode. He is a beastly mother fucker at this point, and will get shit done on time to have massive amounts of sex with his girlfriend when the semester ends. Though it seems like a great mode to be in, a person in this mode will face many challenges. He will be in a state of trance and can kill any human being that slams the door on the quiet room or is too loud in the research commons. He rejects people who asks to bum a cigarette and tells them to take their penis and put it in their buttholes and leave. This type of psychology is known as the fight mode, in comparison to the flight mode.

Tony is in nuts mode. When school is over, I bet i will not be walking.

by fignation March 21, 2016

Tag nut

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.

MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!

by JannRickles September 14, 2022

Luigi Nutting

Luigi nuts for fucking ever. So much cum. He won't stop. SO MUCH CUM

Did you guys hear about Luigi nutting???

by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012