eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex

Those two are going to beat em and eat em

by pablowisdom January 6, 2017

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

I EAT BIG NATE

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

Coochie eating

Same as dick riding but for girls

It’s like when your on someone’s top like you on them for no reason

“That bitch coochie eating”
“You just dry coochie eating”

by Vonnie2tispy#thequeen June 6, 2025

Eating

Baltimore slang to hang out

Everyone’s eating in these streets

by Baltimoredude21 July 14, 2019

Stop eating borsch

Romanian expression used when some start talking bullshits

Romanian boomer: the COVID was developed by Bill Gates
Me: stop eating borsch

by Altexboss August 7, 2020

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008