Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
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