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Get the chicken nugget mug.is a vile stinky fungus that is embedded in the centre of body that you can smell a mile off this comes from someone called Edward 'Smelly Cunt' Ford'a disease that is not wanted by anyone.
He has a wash once a bluemoon, and brushes his teeth every leap year
HAVE A WASH U SMELLY CUNT
the gay boy that has only got 4 shirts and 1 trouser
a school shirt that has fungus all over it. WASH IT U SMELLY CUNT
and has the cheapest season ticket at chelsea, only £400 supposedly hes a millionaire. But i think that millionaire have a wash once in while
BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES U TRAMP, AND NOT FROM EBAY U TIGHT SMELLY CUNT
WHATS HIS DREAM
'' I WANT TO MARCH DOWN TO SOUTHALL AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY''
EDWARD FORD JACKS OFF TO THE BNP AND NATIONAL FRONT, HE MAYBE WANTS ALL GIRLS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AS HE IS A GAY
HE THINKS hE HAS FRIENDS BUT DOESNT HAVE ANY.
HIS DAD HAS A SNIPER RIFLE AND WILL COME FOR U, WHERE FROM
OH YEAH
WEMBLEY MARKET
THATS WHERE ALL MILLIONNAIRES SHOP
FAMOUS PHRASE
'4 FOR A POUND'
He has a wash once a bluemoon, and brushes his teeth every leap year
HAVE A WASH U SMELLY CUNT
the gay boy that has only got 4 shirts and 1 trouser
a school shirt that has fungus all over it. WASH IT U SMELLY CUNT
and has the cheapest season ticket at chelsea, only £400 supposedly hes a millionaire. But i think that millionaire have a wash once in while
BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES U TRAMP, AND NOT FROM EBAY U TIGHT SMELLY CUNT
WHATS HIS DREAM
'' I WANT TO MARCH DOWN TO SOUTHALL AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY''
EDWARD FORD JACKS OFF TO THE BNP AND NATIONAL FRONT, HE MAYBE WANTS ALL GIRLS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AS HE IS A GAY
HE THINKS hE HAS FRIENDS BUT DOESNT HAVE ANY.
HIS DAD HAS A SNIPER RIFLE AND WILL COME FOR U, WHERE FROM
OH YEAH
WEMBLEY MARKET
THATS WHERE ALL MILLIONNAIRES SHOP
FAMOUS PHRASE
'4 FOR A POUND'
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Get the chicken box mug.When you're banging a chicken and you rip off it's foot and glue it to your head making you look like a unicorn.
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When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."
"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
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Get the long chicken mug.(Dude 1) "Woah dude! Did you see that derpy chicken?"
(Dude 2) "How could you tell what it was?"
(Dude 1) "It laid a rainbow egg."
(Dude 2) "How could you tell what it was?"
(Dude 1) "It laid a rainbow egg."
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