A fuckwhit whos ass got fired from the Jacksonville jaguar's only 13 games because he's a crybaby, a fucking bully and a dumb ass, and can't fucking take a loss without throwing a fit
Urban Meyer example
(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's
Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life
Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head
Week 13:
Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)
Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man
(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's
Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life
Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head
Week 13:
Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)
Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man
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If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...
Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).
There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.
Until then - sleep tight...
If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...
Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).
There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.
Until then - sleep tight...
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Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.
Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"
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