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little shit

what you say when a little kid talks shit
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Shit Nuked

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.
dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.
by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013
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Lambrini Shits

The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.
"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"
by Gooner god January 23, 2012
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pit shit

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
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dixy shits

The fiery shits you experience the morning after eating chicken wings from dixy chicken. Usually go hand in hand with Jagermeister Shits from the jagerbombs you drink when clubbing, creating the ultimate ringstinger
Josh: "shouldn't have ate those wings last night, had a mad case of the dixy shits"

Curtis: "that's grim mate"
by akhilsbluewaffle March 27, 2020
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Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.
I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits
by TangSlave September 17, 2020
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shit gitch

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled
he has shit gitch
by junglebug1010 September 14, 2014
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