crack the case

being a pervert and stalking people for info

im gonna crack the case onwho nico is dating,

by urboitimnothere October 10, 2017

Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

by Master ski November 21, 2023

Crack Flaps

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

crack lollipops

Crack lollipops are lollipops that obtain crack inside of them. They make you bleed eternally.

Crack lollipops from Nathan kakaka

by Cracklollipops November 8, 2019

Dih to yo crack

A phrase often said before asking someone to perform a hard task that tests their knowledge of what they're a fan of, usually said online accompanied by a picture of a crying man of African-American descent.

"Dih to yo crack name 3 GloRilla songs"
"Jus' slip it in gng."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 26, 2025