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High-School

The biased place where the curriculum and teachers are predisposed to hand As to the esp science-philic, willing to do busy work, resourceful, esp english/humanities-philic, esp athletic people, basic algebra-philic who can read out of the worst quality edited textbook and do fine and don't need to think on how to study and can't explain how to study, and forget things as soon as they take finals, and people who are predetermined to have a gf/bf without effort, take awesome photos when they're not any way advantaged than you, be secretive about their personal lives, dislike math.

Typically constrained by dumb targets such as standardized tests and ridiculous AP Exams that limit you by the time you're a senior and are unable to generalize, believe they're disadvantaged and that teacher's actually teach when the real things are done through self-study of books.
High-Schools have a reputation for being holly-wood brainwashed to want relationships, complain about how stressed they are when it's nothing compared to college, wear oversized backpacks, carry excess books, are unaware of Amazon's usefulness, should look up bkstrs of top prepschools via google.
by LowKeys April 19, 2018
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school cromebook

the School Cromebook is a chunk of plastic that blocks anything fun.
Bob: Hey, Joe. Get a load of this piece of crap! Joe: types down "Coolmathgames.com" BLOCKED, Joe: Your not kidding, this School Cromebook is a piece of crap.
by One in 8 billion March 23, 2023
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The School System

Basically Ohio where everything is on fire. The teachers treat you like shit. The teachers also hate your bladder. Everyone is treated unfairly and the teachers suffer too. They have to teach a class that doesn't listen to anything. School isn't even about learning anymore it's more like a drama filled world that you have to go to every single day.

"The boys" are always saying "ayoooo," and
sometimes the nature of them is disgusting. I am

a boy myself and I know not all of them are like this. So please don't take this as offense if you are a male like me.

Anyways, I don't have to say much about the females except the pick me's and snobby ones.

The pick me's think they are litteraly a boy. They also talk about how itty bitty and small they are.

All of the boys think the pick me's are weird and all the girls hate the pick me's. If you ever find one beware.

Next the snobby females are toxic and gossip about people for no apparent reason. It's not just females sometimes it's males. They disown people and betray them. And none of the teachers do anything about it.

Then there is the actual friends. They don't disown you and protect you from any toxic people. They actually take interest in what you want to do and don't gossip about you with their other friends. If you have a toxic friend you should try to get a new friend like this one.

Everyone's envisionment of fashion is baggy things. Everyone wears Nirvana Shirts and Airforce 1´s. That is basically the school system.
"Ava what do you think about the school system??"
"Well, it's broken."
by ersatze February 13, 2023
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The Sagemont School

Most irresponsible school in the world. Teachers are amazing but the admin is a different story. They neglect their programs, teachers, and property. They spend $200k but when a teacher needs something for their classroom or the bathroom looks like a hurricane of piss and shit hit, they don't spend the money to do shit. I need to explain what little spine the admin has, during Devious Lick the school damages reached the value of a felony. They told people in a live presentation that they would expel, sue, and fine the student without refunding 20k tuition. They find who did it and is SUSPENDED. But they got greedy and didn't want to risk losing tuition checks so they went back on their word to allow a criminal to be educated in the place he fucked up. They choose to not replace the filthy broken chairs and desks found in the classrooms. They just throw them away and ask why we sit on the floor. The common bathroom for students is a cesspool of stall art and feet pics but the basketball bathroom is immaculate. I honestly felt like I could sleep on the floor where piss drips out dicks to the floor. Classes are even expected to cover the cost of equipment worth thousands out of pocket from an underpaid teacher. There is more I could say but I just hope this school hits rock bottom after the teachers leave and find better opportunities. Fuck Sagemont and fuck them sensitive assholes. Sagemont had its glory days and is now in its glory hole days.
Yo, I go to The Sagemont School.

Really what's it like.

Glue a bunch of bees to a baseball bat, shove it up your ass, then lick it and go hang out with some friends while having the spawn of satan watch over your shoulder.
by bbc definitions January 21, 2022
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High School

A deathly place where intense autism and radiation seeps.
High School, where ALL the learning happens.
by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019
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Haydon school

The most shiftiest school with the shiftiest teachers and the shiftiest food.
And every single teacher in there is a nonce who likes looking at little kids
Haydon school means it’s shit
by MR JONES THE NONCE February 2, 2021
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High School

A place where you often go to get butt-fucked by papers and pencils. Also, most of the time you feel helpless and have no idea what to do.
"Hey bro!! Did you make a lot of money with your career?"

"No i got fucked by High School, so like im retarded and broke"
by ZoinkedPotato March 28, 2019
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