mother friend

A demeaning term used for those individuals that "be friend mothers" or a replacement term used in front of uptight sex hungry nuns at catholic schools instead of mother fucker.

#1

A: Do you have any money for diet coke?

B: No..

A: You mother friend!

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother fucker

B: What did you say, child of God?

A: fuck shit horspiss son of two horned bitch mother friend

by itssjessicababe1994 January 3, 2011

[friend control]

an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do than to try and mimic everything that all of their other friends are doing!

friend 1: "i am going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding when i walk down the aile"
crazy friend: "i am soooo going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding too!"
friend control aka normal person: "omg, she is copying everything u do! you GOTTA lose this loser!"

by boogirl January 18, 2009

friends with benefits

When friends let you use their address in Manhattan so that you can order food from Seemless.com with would not deliver to your own address.

Mark: You want to get some take out from Max Brenner? I know Jenny living on 13th st, we can get it ordered there since she is one of my friends with benefits.

by Footlover32 November 5, 2012

only friend

the only friend of someone who is a loner

man, that girl is such a loner, jaclyn's her only friend

by choochoootrain December 9, 2008

Best Friend

Someone who you can watch pee or poop, someone who laughs at your acne. Someone who will take a shower with you. People think you're lesbians. You can spend countless days with them without getting bored. You get mad at them but not more than 5 mins. You miss them more than anything. You get along with them better than anyone else. You don't want to hang out with anyone else. You love their family. You would die for them. You like the same music, and you can't wait to get your own car so you can turn up the music really loud and not give a shit who's listening. You laugh at ugly people on the internet. You laugh at pretty much anything. You agree on everything. You make up stupid shit and remember it and do it in random places. You don't care if you look stupid, AND I MEAN STUPID, like walking like a dinosaur in a hospital for example. Being with them is like you are complete. Being without them is like 3/4 of you isn't there. You can't get a new best friend after them. You would shave your head if the other had to get chemo. You don't have a life without them. THAT is a best friend.

me- you're my best friend pewp brain,

jess- i know it, let's go watch ghetto porn

by Pewpieeee March 12, 2010

Friend Barrier

A wall of friends that protect indecent exposure from others. Used for women changing clothes in class to girls showing their tits.

Girl: Hey guys help me get this shirt off.
Friend: Let's make a friend barrier.
Friends make a circle around Girl.

Guy: I dare you to show your breasts.
Girl: Fine, just make me a friend barrier.

by Hermjesnez June 17, 2012

funeral for a friend

Funeral for a Friend is not some gay ass band that all these definitions claim.

It is a song performed and co-written by Elton John. It is an epic 10:41 song, off the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, that may be the most smokin' tune ever.

You have not heard music if you haven't heard this song

Guy A: Have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy B: Yea, man, they are so emo and rock

Guy A: No, you fucking fag, have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy C: He's talking about the Elton John song you douchebag

Guy B: Oh, I suck cock so I didn't know

by Drakizzle January 9, 2008