An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
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When the pepperami is that small it would turn you vegan. When it is a Micro penis, that you’ll need a telescope to fucking look for it. When it’s just a bit of foreskin you know think it’s a growth.
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When the pepperami is that small it would turn you vegan. When it is a Micro penis, that you’ll need a telescope to fucking look for it. When it’s just a bit of foreskin you know think it’s a growth.
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