Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!

by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

wet winky

A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.

Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.

Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky

by Noodle rat August 21, 2022

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 14, 2023

i wet my self...!

when u get real scared, u laughed to hard, or chugged 1/2 bottles of water (totaly didnt happen to me)

here is real story
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*

by i eat air November 1, 2025

Wet

Being high on PCP.

What's wet?

Butt naked,ill,sherm,dust,PCP,primos,P-dog.That's what you were smoking you you couldn't taste it?

by JackMehoff1337 May 31, 2021

wet dry

When a girls pussy is wet af but her personality mad dry

I went out with Jessica and she wet dry.

by George68 August 17, 2022

wet foot

i have wet foot when i step in water

wet footy

by vfdcv August 7, 2023