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dirty jacobs

an asshole piercing; usually a big gold ring
that guy's gonna regret getting that dirty jacobs when he has to take a shit..
by the homo squad July 24, 2010
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Dirty Piggy

When you stick your little toe in your partners pooper during sex.
During yoga, Josh accidentally gave himself a dirty piggy.
by jmax1974 November 9, 2013
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Dirty Kurt

When someone is extra dirty. Like seriously dirty... boxes stacked up in the shower dirty... so dirty your skin looks grey and occasionally takes on a yellow, or brownish hue.
That guy over there's a Dirty Kurt.
by Iscariom July 6, 2011
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dirty blonde

Dirty blonde means you have dark blonde hair. It gets the word "dirty" because common dirt is brown and "dirty blonde" hair is hair that looks as if it is blonde mixed with brown, making the blonde darker. "browny" isn't a word, so you have to think of a synonym for brown, or something that is brown--like dirt. Plus, dirty blonde hair just sounds better than something like "Tree Bark Blonde" don't you think?
Patrisha calls herself "dirty blonde" when, in reality, her hair color is a light brown not a dark blonde color.
by a Non-Stereotype-Blonde July 2, 2005
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dirty miles

pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.

(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)
shrek was just feeding his dirty miles.
by shrekdaddy555 April 14, 2020
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Dirty Elmo

Originating from the fuzzy red monster from Sesame Street, this action refers to the inappropriate foreplay of tickling a red headed person.
Last night began with a long dirty Elmo session.
by DElmo02 March 27, 2015
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Dirty Lloyd

After a night of heavy drinking and cocaine binging you bring a fat chick home. You then proceed to pour moonshine on her tits and lick it off.
Dude, I left the George Strait concert last night and pulled a dirty Lloyd on some fat bitch.
by Jy0311 June 14, 2019
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