monkey grind

when you focused on that monkey grind, focused on that climb, reject humanity

and become monkey

"he be on his monkey grind"

by Zacco January 11, 2021

Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

The Monkey Whisperer

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.

"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com

by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

Monkey Cult

A group of based individuals who are chill and funny , we all got each others backs, so if you fuck with someone in Monkey Cult then you'll be fucking with all of us. all monkey cult members got 100% swag

"Eyo bro we should ditch Combat Wombat Discord Server For Monkey Cult"

by P3regrinus April 14, 2021

monkey jealous

Extremely jealous; jealous as one monkey without a banana is for another monkey with a banana

"I get monkey jealous about you."

by Myob76 September 28, 2017

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

Sigma Monkey

An Attention Craver Who will do anything to be acknowledged and even noticed.

Jen: LOOK AT ME PLEASE!

Bob: That's some Sigma Monkey Behavior.

by srx_man September 17, 2023