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by Daxuran March 6, 2017
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I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.
by JaneBlow April 10, 2016
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Get the Dick Arrow mug.An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"
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