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Alejandro's Dick

idk hmmm it's dick, it feels good
Just rode Alejandro's Dick
by Jackoff Chin December 17, 2021
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Dick Bait

Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.
"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
by Daxuran March 6, 2017
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Lent dick

When a man gives up sex for lent.
Awe man, my lady was turning me on and I coundn't do a thing. That damn lent dick. Just like limp dick.
by BMD12 February 25, 2018
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Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.
I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.
by JaneBlow April 10, 2016
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Dick Arrow

When a guy has amazing abs and has the abs that point down to his pelvis
Courtney look at that guys dick arrow he is so ripped.
by Harry Brooks July 5, 2016
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Putin Dick

An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"
by markb134718 February 28, 2022
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Dick handed

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
by Deathesquire August 23, 2023
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