by xain magnum June 1, 2010
Get the skull nuts mug.You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.
Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
by Antwan Guzzels August 24, 2020
Get the The nut virus mug.When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.
Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.
Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut
Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut
by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019
Get the puddle nut mug.A month that proves your manliness. A month that all men are all too familiar with. 30 days, 0 nut. Causes some men pain, but everyone’s too scared to loose, cause if you loose, you’re a pussy
For those out there considering failing. Don’t. You want to be the person who says they won No Nut November
For those out there considering failing. Don’t. You want to be the person who says they won No Nut November
A: “I think I wanna quit No Nut November. I can’t take it anymore”
B: “Oh, so you wanna quit? Fucking pussy. BREATHE AIR.”
B: “Oh, so you wanna quit? Fucking pussy. BREATHE AIR.”
by Your math teacher November 15, 2022
Get the No Nut November mug.Made by a random nigga on the internet that states you cannot bust a nut in the month of November. Me personally, that shit don’t apply to me so do as you please
by littlebugga November 13, 2021
Get the No nut November mug.When someone (typically a girl) uses any part of their leg to strike a kick to someone's nuts or balls. Their leg could be any part of if, such as their thicc ass thighs, or foot.
1.(kick in the nuts, for fun) Addison Rae kicked her boyfriend in the balls because she enjoyed the satisfying feeling.
2. (kick in the nuts, for revenge) For cheating, Addison kicked him between the legs, kicking him in the nuts.
2. (kick in the nuts, for revenge) For cheating, Addison kicked him between the legs, kicking him in the nuts.
by addisonre May 18, 2021
Get the kick in the nuts mug.Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".
Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!
Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!
by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023
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