Walk of Farts

Similar to crop dusting; but slightly more polite. The walk of farts is when a person lets out multiple small farts but instead of leaving where the crime was performed the person will loop back in a circle to the original point of alleviation to make sure it doesn't smell.

Cassandra had bad gas during a private party and decided to perform the walk of farts.

by Aspen Social Ho's January 12, 2010

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Key Fart

When one mistypes what one wishes to type. A mistype of a minimum of one (1) key.

John ate a nonkey last Saturaday.

Key Farts in the above sentence:
nonkey = monkey
Saturaday = Saturday.

by JayunsPlanet July 29, 2006

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Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.

She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.

by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011

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Topal Fart

Is the fart that leaves the brown stain on your tighty whities.

In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.

by rodee39 January 10, 2009

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pan fart

a very musty smelling fart

man, you have just pan farted

by phil mayor May 24, 2003

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Italian fart

When a woman is in labor, but had gelatos for lunch that day. As the baby starts crowning she lets out a fierce gust of wind comes shooting out of her anus, causing the baby to shoot out of her alarmingly fast.

The baby was stinky after the moms Italian fart.

by hayyou19995 June 5, 2016

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