When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile
by Sarrraaaaaaa December 12, 2019
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Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022
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After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.
Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!
by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017
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by Geckotastica November 17, 2020
Get the Green Lantern Movie mug.A four diamond spa located in sunny southern Utah. It has a vast variety of tennis courts, pools, fitness activities, hiking, spa treatments, and much more.
by The Real Dexter Morgan April 21, 2011
Get the Green Valley Spa mug.Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.
by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020
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A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.
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A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.
Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!
Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.
Elmo: Oh be quiet.
Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.
Elmo: Oh be quiet.
by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023
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