whiskey dick

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.

Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."

by C-red February 17, 2004

baby dick

A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby

Alexey is a baby dick.

by Alkone November 19, 2004

Alejandro's Dick

idk hmmm it's dick, it feels good

Just rode Alejandro's Dick

by Jackoff Chin December 17, 2021

Dick Bait

Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."

by Daxuran March 6, 2017

Lent dick

When a man gives up sex for lent.

Awe man, my lady was turning me on and I coundn't do a thing. That damn lent dick. Just like limp dick.

by BMD12 February 25, 2018

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

Dick Arrow

When a guy has amazing abs and has the abs that point down to his pelvis

Courtney look at that guys dick arrow he is so ripped.

by Harry Brooks July 5, 2016