When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
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Sex position involving two dudes in a standing position. One man gets behind and wraps his legs around his partners neck, while facing towards him upside down (ass to face). While his partner has his dick tucked between his legs and gets sucked off while getting choked at the same time by the sucker's legs. This only works if the guy tucking has a long enough member to extend behind a considerable distance while it's tucked.
Me and this dude were doing the old 96er and he accidentally shit on my chin trying to let a fart out.
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Get the Great Old Ones mug.On the 28th of November each year, you will get the chance to remember all the friends that you've met in the past that had no toxic relationships with you, and who spent a long time with you as friends. These friends can be remembered as online friends or IRL friends. They can be remembered in any way you like.
Those friends can also be the people who you used to be close with, but then you stopped talking with them (also vice-versa) and now you barely/don't talk with them. This is a happy and nostalgic day that doesn't have to be celebrated, but it's quite fun if you do. It'll bring back memories.
Those friends can also be the people who you used to be close with, but then you stopped talking with them (also vice-versa) and now you barely/don't talk with them. This is a happy and nostalgic day that doesn't have to be celebrated, but it's quite fun if you do. It'll bring back memories.
"Woah! It's Old friends day!"
"What do you do when it's Old friends day?"
"I like to message my old friends I've known for quite a while and say hi because I barely talk with them anymore."
"Oh, like your best friend '(example)'? You always message them every year."
"Yeah, like that."
"What do you do when it's Old friends day?"
"I like to message my old friends I've known for quite a while and say hi because I barely talk with them anymore."
"Oh, like your best friend '(example)'? You always message them every year."
"Yeah, like that."
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