Sloppy Ryley P

Wanting a regular sloppy joe and having it replaced with mushrooms and mushroom soup.

Fuck Ryley after you Ryley Peter'd me now I have to deal with your Sloppy Ryley P

by Waldodba April 3, 2023

Pushing P

Pushing Positivity

He was pushing positivity to the group

by Tricky_Preference November 29, 2023

Pushin' P

A selling approach in which the salesperson attempts to control the sales interaction and pressure the customer to purchase the salesperson's urine

Amouranth: hey handsome! wanna try a taste of my pee? a sip is free but its $49.99 for a bottle
Me: god Amouranth! stop Pushin' P on me!
Amouranth: you know, I think you're really cute and interesting... how about i give you 10%! i can only hold this special price for you today, though.
Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!

by PissDrinker42069 December 19, 2022

John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Madi P.

The most amazing girl ive ever known she was there for me to the end i love her she my bread queen NO ONE I MEAN NOOOOO ONE can take her place not even if you tryed she will always be in my heart if you seeing this its Shay ilu with all my heart no homo tho 😋❤ if you disrespect her stfu then byeee

¨Hows Madi P.?
¨Who is Madi P.?

by SHAYYISON URBAN October 30, 2019

P L A T

A immortal being that has evolved from a god daddy blayne aka blueface

is that a P L A T omg imma go kiss it

OMG IS THAT P L A T HELP ME PAPI

by BLUEPLAT BABY YEAH AIGHT July 31, 2019

P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.

"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"

by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021