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porn causes brain damage
by heheheheheheheheheh22 May 22, 2022
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porn mouth

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
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something you will very enjoy ;)
A: ey, what ya doin?
B: pleasuring myself infront of porn
A:cool
by cockjoke May 13, 2021
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Porn

The type of video that helps you with your funtime
I watched porn as I jerked off
by ToastEDM June 25, 2018
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I love to wank my tinky winky off whilst watching porn
by Blakey999 May 5, 2021
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Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.
"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"
by Porngoggles August 24, 2015
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Porn

An evil invention that is degrading to both men and women alike even though people often say its degrading to women. Overtime, it can become an addiction and whether you'd like to admit it or not it does have negative affects on a person's mind even if only subconsciously. It creates unrealistic expectations of sex and ruins relationships and destroys marriages. Sometimes the people in the videos may even have been sex-trafficed which is yet another reason it is bad. If, however you struggle with watching porn don't feel ashamed because we all mess up, you can get help, you're not in this alone!
Man, I wish my wife was as hot as those chicks in porn and could give head as good as them, maybe it's just time to file for divorce and find someone better.
by I_am_me_3 December 31, 2019
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